Storytime!

Hey guys. Since everyone else has pictures, I want to tell a story! I'll tell the story of the time I almost fell out a window. So dramatic, I know.

The Almost Fatal Fall


It was a beautiful spring morning. Young Owner Girl, Owner Girl, and Owner Mom were cleaning out the Owner Twins' room. Owner was in the Living Room doing stuff. It was hot, so the window was open. I always thought that windows were annoying. I always wanted to step out one and grab one of those arrogant pigeons flying just out of my reach. But there is a stupid screen of glass in the way! It just makes me so angry that the humans PUT A GLASS SCREEN IN FRONT OF MY LUNCH! I'm sorry, I get angry some times. Anyway, I saw that the window was open, and everyone had just left the room, so I stepped outside the window. But just then, Young Owner Girl came in. "Oh My God!" She screamed. I knew that I had to make my move fast. I started to bring my back feet through the opening as Owner came running in. Just as I tried to maneuver our of his arms, he grabbed me and pulled me back inside as Young Owner Girl shut the window. And that is why if you are a cat and want to walk out an open window, wait until your Owners leave the house.